A German Lesson
T'Len
2001
Series. TOS
Pairing: TSU, K/S imp.
Code: R
Part: 1/1
Feedback: to tlen11@freenet.de
Summary: Lady Charena and T’Len give Spock and Jim a special lesson in
German.
Disclaimer: I don’t know who invented the TSU, but my thanks to this
person. Kirk and Spock belong to Paraborg/Viacom. I borrowed them only of it
for some fun. No moneymaking, no offence of copyrights are intended. The story
is mine and it is just fanfiction.
Because I used some “ugly” words I’ve to warn you. If you are under age,
please stay away. If you have a problem with m/m-sex and relationships, then
look elsewhere for your entertainment.
English is not my native language, so please be patient with my
mistakes. T’Lin did a really great job to correct my errors, not to mention all
the suggestions she gave. My greatest gratitude to her. For all remaining
errors, blame me.
And thanks to Lady Charena for just being in my life.
It’s a dark night at the
TrekSmut University campus. Only the shine of a flashlight lights the way for
the two figures who sneak around the corners. Finally they reach the
sought-after door.
“Spock, are you sure we’re doing
the right thing?” The shorter of them says as they enter the holy halls of
TrekSmut.
“Jim, I have discovered a new
phenomenon in the slash-universe. I wish to investigate this further.”
He opens a door. “I think…
here it is.”
The Vulcan switches the light
on and walks to the next computer-console. A few orders are typed in. “Here it
is, Jim.”
Curious Kirk leans forward.
“What’s this? I see our names, but I can’t understand a word.”
Spock nods. “The
slash-writers – or at least a few of them – must have discovered a new
language. It is definitely not the normally used English.”
“It’s German.” Both men turn
around surprised as a voice sounds behind him.
Two young ladies step into
the room. “Who are you?” Jim asks.
The one with the arched
eyebrows and pointed ears answers. “We’re the TOS-Twins. This is Lady Charena
and I’m called T’Len.”
“And we are writing slash in
English and in our native language German.” Lady Charena completes. “You’ve
just discovered some of our German work.”
“That is illogical. Nobody
except you can understand this.” Spock raises an eyebrow.
T’Len shakes her head “You’re
wrong. There are a lot of bi-lingual people in the slash-universe.”
“But I don’t understand and I
want to know what you write about me.” Jim says defiantly.
Lady Charena looks at her
companion. “Do you think we can give them a lesson?”
T’Len nods her agreement and
gestures to the next school-bench. “Take a seat and be attentive.”
Lady Charena reaches for a piece
of chalk and writes a few words on the blackboard. “We start with something
easy.”
“Jim loves Spock – Jim liebt
Spock.” T’Len explains the words.
“That’s true.” Kirk smiles at
his partner.”
“Please repeat every German
phrase I say.” T’Len orders.
“ Jim desires Spock – Jim begehrt Spock.”
„True, too.“ Comes a human
answer.
“Spock is horny – Spock ist
geil.”
“Oh, yeah – always.” Jim
grins
„Jim, please this really does
not belong here.”
Lady Charena and T’Len
exchange a knowing glance. Then Lady Charena pins a picture on the wall. “And
now a short anatomic lesson.”
“He looks like you, Spock.”
Jim leans forward to have a closer look at the drawing. “Very fascinating.”
Spock disappointed, arches
his eyebrow.
T’Len pulls a pointer out the
teachers-table. “Please repeat again. Ear- Ohr, eye – Auge, Eyebrow –
Augenbraue, mouth – Mund, lips – Lippen, Nipples - Brustwarzen”
“And now to another part of
the body.” Lady Charena pins a more explicit picture on the wall and T’Len
continues
“Navel – Nabel, cock –
Schwanz, testicles – Hoden, ass – Arsch - or less ordinary - Hintern.. Can you
follow this so far?”
“Sure, sure.” Jim fidgets
restlessly on his seat.
“Then we will come to some
activities. Jim kiss Spock - that means in German - Jim küsst Spock.”
Kirk leans over and places a
kiss on green Vulcan lips.
“Jim nips at Spock’s ear – Jim nippt an Spocks Ohr. Jim licks
Spock cock – Jim leckt Spocks Schwanz. Jim gives Spock a blow-job – Jim bläst Spock einen.”
“Do not dare to do that here.”
Spock hurriedly orders Jim, who has a sheepish glitter in his eyes.
“Spock fucks Jim – Spock
fickt Jim.”
“Hey, why does he fuck me? I
want to fuck him.” Jim protests.
“As if we all didn’t know
that.” Lady Charena says to her Vulcan pal.
“Spock thrusts his cock into
Jim’s ass – Spock stößt seinen Schwanz in Jims Hintern.”
Now Spock is also fidgeting
in his seat.
“He moves deep and hard – Er
bewegt sich…”
Suddenly the Vulcan leans
toward Jim and whispers something into Jim’s ear. Kirk jumps up and reaches for
the Vulcan’s hand. “I’m sorry. We’ve got something important to do.”
And before their teachers
have a chance to stop them, they hurry out.
“What does this mean? First
they want to have a lesson and now…” T’Len arches her brows in mock surprise
but Lady Charena only smiles “I guess we gave them too much – let’s call it –
inspirations.”
-end-