Tomorrow, kids….
2003
Series. TOS
Pairing: K/S, Mc/Sc, the kids
Code: PG-13, Humor (Tuppertrek)
Feedback: tlen11@freenet.de
Summary: It’s not easy to find a Christmas
present for dad
Disclaimer: The characters in this
story don’t belong to me. I only borrowed them for some fun. No moneymaking, no
violation of copyrights are intended. The story is mine and it is just
fanfiction. If you are under age, please stay away. If you have a problem with
this topic, then look elsewhere for your entertainment. English is not my
native language, so please be patient with my mistakes. Thanks to T’Lin for the
beta-reading. For all remaining errors, blame me.
“Do you really think that
will work?“ Duncan looked sceptically at his friend Tommy. Although Kirk’s son was two years older then
he, Dancun didn’t trust his idea completely. He just didn’t feel at ease with
it. He couldn’t ignore the large "Over 18 only" sign at the entrance
of the shop. And this was an age they both were years away .
„What will happen?“ Tommy
went self-confidently to the first shelf. „Hey, not bad.“ He whistled,
impressed, as he took one of the nicely shaped dildos into his hand.
„What’s that?“ Duncan
observed the thing amazed. „An artificial penis? Who needs something like that?“
Tommy arched an eyebrow - a
characteristic he had inherited from his vulcan father - and grinned. “Are you really so naive or are you just pretending
to be?“
Duncan made an insulted face.
„I’m only twelve,“ he defended himself.
Yet his friend wasn’t
impressed at all. „And? Did you never
see a Be-At-Euhse-catalogue of your fathers? The are full of such things.“
„Father always puts them away
immediately.“ Duncan gazed anxiously around to see if they had been discovered yet.
But the male cashier - or was he a she? the gender remained somehow indeterminable - continued to stare intensely at
his Vid-screen and seemed not to register what happened around him. „If you know the catalogue, why don’t you
just order from it? So we didn't have to secretly come here.“
Tommy snorted
disapprovingly. „Don't crap in your
pants, kid” Then he explained: „Because I need a credit chip to order and pay
there. And this I only get when I'm 18. Here, I can pay cash.“
„And they will catch us and
we will be arrested. They will notify our fathers and we'll get more lectures and
house-arrest and ...“
„Stop it!“ Tommy ordered. „I'll
tell the salesman we are representatives from the first federation. Those are
little people, you know. They look like children. My father told me that. How
would they prove different?
Duncan however wasn’t calmed yet.
„I don’t know. We should have gone shopping wiith the girls.“
“And we would have bought
something boring like swimming trunks, that did not fit in the end because we
had messed up the sizes of our fathers.“ Tommy reminded his friend of the last
year's Christmas disaster. „Not to mention that badly smelling deltan cheese.
Your father wasn’t amused as your whole home stunk after that.“
„I thought is was chocolate“,
Duncan subdued. „I don’t speak deltanian and the salesman said….“
„Look,“ Tommy said
self-confident. „this year, we'll buy our dads something entirely special. I
know for sure that they often buy here. So we can’t do anything wrong.“
Duncan sighed. Tommy was
right, he would love to give his dads a special Christmas gift. Of course he wanted to be better then his
sister Scarlett. “How about that?” He
pointed to another shelf.
Tommy shook his head. „Are
you crazy? This is an artificial vagina. They don’t like something like that.
They are gay, remember!“
„How the hell should I know
what this thing is? I never saw anything like that in the original,“ sighed
Duncan.
The voices of entering new
customers made the boys wince. They sounded suspiciously familiar. Tommy looked carefully around the shelf
corner, then retracted his steps quickly.
„Damn,“ he groaned. „Why are
they doing their Christmas shopping today??“
“Perhaps because they waited,
like you, until the last moment? “ Duncan said. Instead of an answer, Tommy pulled him quickly behind the next
row. „Be quiet,“ he hissed. With held breath, the boys listened to what
Jim and Spock said in the next row.
„Jim, can we not buy our
Christmas gifts in another shop?“ Spock sounded not quit happy with his
whereabout.
However, his mate was more
certain. „I wish to give Bones and Scotty something very special. I find we owe
them that after our disputes last month.“
Tommy looked carefully around
the corner and saw how his father took one of the dildos into his hand and
tested its texture. „Look! Scotty could
say about it that that’s exactly what the doctor prescribed.“
Spock sceptically arched an
eyebrow as he heard two more customers approach. He listened to the voices then said to Jim: “You will be able to
ask him personally. I just hear Leonard and Scotty arrive.“
Jim let the dildo fall like a
hot potato. „Damn! Why have they come just now?” He grasped for Spock’s
hand. „Quick, come with me behind the
next row.“
There, Tommy and Duncan
quickly retreated further. „We will be discovered,“ Duncan complained.
His friend detected a large,
yet fake, Christmas tree in the corner.
„Quick behind it!, “ he commanded.
The boys had hardly ducked
under the artificial greens when Jim and Spock stepped into the row where they
had stood a few seconds ago.
Duncan breathed violently and
trembled. As suddenly something soft stroked over his face, he almost screamed aloud. Tommy just managed to press
his hand on his friend’s mouth. „Pscht,“ he whispered furiously. „That was only
a strap.“
The boys looked outwards. The
tree was decorated for Christmas, but in a non-traditional way. Instead of
candles, tiny dildos jutted into the heights.
Balls and bells were replaced with handcuffs and cock-rings. Various pairs
of sexy underwear were used as tinsel. And, Tommy saw as he sneaked a little
bit out of their shelter to see towards the top, instead of a star, there were
pink pumps.
„What is that?“ Duncan
pointed at the cock-rings. Tommy sighed repeatedly since they had entered the
shop. „I’ll explain it later,“ he whispered and snuck out again to look at what
there parents were doing.
While Spock stared at a row
with various oils, Jim glanced around the corner. Scotty and Leonard were busy discussing the sense and purpose
of their presence in the shop a row further.
„Len, do we really have to
buy our Christmas gifts here?“ Scotty stepped restlessly from one foot to the
other and looked nervously around. „I don’t like to be seen here. We should
have just ordered through the catalogue.”
McCoy however remained
steady. „Don’t be so prim. I will give
Jim and Spock something special. I think, we owe that to them after our disputes
last month. And ordering through the catalogue is so impersonal.“
He looked at the dildos, then
shook his head. „They don’t need something like that. Not with Spock’s... err
equipment.“
„Why do you know that? “
Scotty asked jealously.
“I’m his physician,“ McCoy
murmured. „Don’t be stupid, love. Let’s look in the next row with the massage
oils and cremes. Maybe we'll find something there“
Tommy quickly retracted his
head as McCoy and Scott came dangerously nearby. Yet Jim also had heard the words
and was now searching for a hiding-place for himself and Spock. „Behind the
tree,“ he whispered to the Vulcan and pulled him with him.
But Jim had underestimated to
space between the wall and the tree. As he forced himself in, the tree began to
waver dangerously. The handcuffs and dildos rattled suspiciously and one of the
shoes fell off the top.
Frightened, Duncan stood up.
„I have had enough“, he cried and stormed away - knocking into Leonard, who had
neared in order to see what was all the noise was about. For Tommy, things also became too hot and he
jumped up, too.
As Jim, surprised, spotted
his son, he called his name. He wanted to turn around and follow Tommy, but the
sudden movement was too much for the tree. It fell to the ground, cracking the
next row along with a loud crash.
The noise was finally able to
trigger the cashier’s attention. Sirens shrilled as he or she notified
security.
„Out here, otherwise they
will think we are guilty,“ Scotty shouted to his spouse. He stormed outside,
Len directly behind him.
Jim hadn't fully registered
the ongoing chaos around him just yet, as he quietly said, „This can’t be true,
it's a nightmare,“ he called to Spock.
„What is Tommy doing here? When I get him home I will tell him
something, you can bet.“ And he rushed out the shop, leaving Spock to the mercy
of an angry salesman - or saleswoman - and two just arriving men from security.
The Vulcan felt the unpleasant necessity of some painful explanations.
In the meantime, Tommy and
Duncan hurried like a flash through the shopping centre. This was overfilled a day before Christmas, so they
had to push people aside in order to find their way.
Behind them Scotty and
Leonard gasped for air. „Further,“ Scotty gasped. Jim was also breathing heavily during his running. He didn’t
notice that a stall with candies fell victim to his rowing arm movements.
„Wait!“ he called behind the boys. But they ignored him.
Behind them all a choir of
furious voices swelled and swelled - and was joined by a honk. Jim turned his
head and didn’t believed his eyes as he saw a security-man on a bicycle propell
his way through the crowd rows.
The boys had noted him too
and increased their speed. Only few steps to the door, then Tommy and Duncan
slipped out the centre. „Safe,“ Scotty started to hurry through the door as a
security-man with inline skates stopped him. Len and Jim were also surrounded
by uniformed men and taken away to the security office.
„Well, then merry Christmas
to us all,“ Leonard sighed, resigned. Outside, Tommy and Duncan pressed their
noses against the window and watched how their parents get arrested. “That will be a Christmas they'll never
forget,” Duncan said. And Tommy just nodded.
End