Size Does Matter







Pairing K/S



Summary: I was inspired from the recently ASCEM-discussion about sizes


Disclaimer: Paramount/Viacom owns the boys. I borrowed them only for some fun. No money-making, no offence of copyrights are intended. The story is mine and it is just fanfiction.


If you are under age, please stay away. If you have a problem with the idea that two boys love each other, then look elsewhere for your entertainment. English is not my native language, soplease be patient with my mistakes. Isla did a really great job

to correct my errors. My greatest gratitude to her. For all remaining errors, blame me.




"Size does not matter, Jim."


"Believeme, it does matter, Spock."




"Look, the bigger, the better. It's just something that men brag about."


"This is illogical. If a thing is big enough to accomplish thetask at hand, why should anybody wish toexaggerate its size?"


"The reason isn't important, Spock. Just say it, when ..."


"Jim, you wish me to lie about this subject? You know, Vulcans do not lie."


"It's not a lie, it's just a little exaggeration."


"A very big exaggeration."


"Okay, a big exaggeration. But you can be sure, Bones and Scotty will exaggerate about it, too, when we are back on board."


"Jim, You wish to discuss this subject withDr. McCoy and Mr. Scott?"


"I'm sure they'll ask us right away.†† Spock, if you really love me, you'll just tell them that the salmon I†† caught during ourfishing trip wasover1,50 meters long , okay?"