Size Does Matter
Summary: I was inspired from the recently ASCEM-discussion about sizes
Disclaimer: Paramount/Viacom owns the boys. I borrowed them only for some fun. No money-making, no offence of copyrights are intended. The story is mine and it is just fanfiction.
If you are under age, please stay away. If you have a problem with the idea that two boys love each other, then look elsewhere for your entertainment. English is not my native language, so† please be patient with my mistakes. Isla did a really great job
to correct my errors. My greatest gratitude to her. For all remaining errors, blame me.
"Size does not matter, Jim."
"Believe† me, it does matter, Spock."
"Look, the bigger, the better. It's just something that men brag about."
"This is illogical. If a thing is big enough to accomplish the† task at hand, why should anybody wish to† exaggerate its size?"
"The reason isn't important, Spock. Just say it, when ..."
"Jim, you wish me to lie about this subject? You know, Vulcans do not lie."
"It's not a lie, it's just a little exaggeration."
"A very big exaggeration."
"Okay, a big exaggeration. But you can be sure, Bones and Scotty will exaggerate about it, too, when we are back on board."
"Jim, You wish to discuss this subject with† Dr. McCoy and Mr. Scott?"
"I'm sure they'll ask us right away.†† Spock, if you really love me, you'll just tell them that the salmon I†† caught during our† fishing trip was† over† 1,50 meters long , okay?"