Series: SK Kölsch
Characters: Jupp Schatz, Falk von Schermbeck
Summary: After they had solved their first crime together, macho Jupp wants to know if his new gay colleague considers him attractive.
Note: Sequel to the episode “Endspiel”; the first one with Falk. He and Jupp have to go naked into a bank where an informant from Jupp has taken hostages after a failed robbery.
Disclaimer: This story’s mine, but I do not intend to touch the rights of the owner of the characters I’ve used. No moneymaking, no offence meant. English is not my native language, so please be patient with my mistakes. Thanks to Lady Charena for the beta. For all remaining errors, blame me.
"You had a hard-on, admit it."
Falk of Schermbeck closed the documents he just had read and looked over the desk at his colleague. "What?"
"The day before yesterday, in front of the bank. I have noted you had a hard-on, as we stood there, naked," Jupp replied.
"You’re crazy," smiling Falk shook his head.
"I raised both hands, you only one. Therefore you had to hide something: You had a hard-on, " Schatz said with conviction.
"Excuse me, not every man tends to represent himself like you do. I prefer to keep certain parts of myself private, especially in front of unknown hostage-takers. Not to mention to take responsibility for the ladies in the bank."
"Nonsense, you had a hard-on because me naked had made you horny," Jupp insisted.
Falk once more shook his head. "I certainly don't know how do you handle such things but I for sure don’t think about sex during a hostage, no matter with whom."
"And I really haven't made you a bit hot at all?” Jupp asked.
"I know you regard yourself as God’s present to the mankind - especially the female one, Jupp, but be certain you’re not my type. Besides what’s all these about, are you considering to switch the sites?"
"Nope, of course not," Jupp insured him hastily.
"A woman surely had went hot on my sight.” Jupp sounded a bit hurt.
"But I’m not a woman."
At this moment their colleague Achim Pohl put his head through the door. "The boss wants to talk to you both. Immediately!"
"Really not?” Jupp asked as they raised from their seats.
"Really not,” Falk insured him.
"No even a bit?"
"Not even a tiny little bit?”
"Your fags just don’t have any good taste." With these words Jupp rushed past a surprised looking Achim and out the room.
"What’s this all about?" Pohl asked Falk.
Von Schermbeck contemptuously shrugged his shoulders. "Nothing of importance. He’s just offended that I don't find him sexy."