Never!

T'Len

2006

 

 

 

Series:  SK Kölsch

Characters: Jupp Schatz, Falk von Schermbeck

Rating: G

Codes: Humour

Feedback: tlen11@freenet.de

Summary: Jupp has a problem with his new order.

 

Disclaimer: This story’s mine, but I do not intend to touch the rights of the owner of the characters I’ve used. No moneymaking, no offence meant. English is not my native language, so please be patient with my mistakes. Thanks to Lady Charena for the beta. For all remaining errors, blame me.

 

 

 

"Forget it. Never! Not with me!” Jupp Schatz categorically exclaimed.

 

"But, Jupp, this really isn't so bad at all. You already were with me in different localities,” replied his colleague Falk von Schermbeck, surprised about Jupp’s intense reaction.

 

"Forget it!", Jupp emphasized once more. "Not even wild horses couldn’t drag me there. Rather I go voluntarily to the ‘Düsseldoofen’.”

 

"May I remind you of your duty, Jupp," Heinrich Haupt, Jupp’s supervisor, emphasized. "We have to solve a murder and you kindly do your job.”

 

"I won't put this on, not under any condition. What goes too far goes too far. You then have to fire me," Jupp replied.

 

"You can wear something like that if you like it. I do it not,” he said to Falk, who  shook his head about Jupp’s behaviour.

 

Haupt sighed. "Well, Falk, you will lead the undercover inquiries then. Take colleague Pohl along with you. Jupp, you investigate here at the computer and sight the files,"

 

"No contradiction," he added, as he saw Jupp’s less enthusiastic look. "I want that this case is cleared up quickly. I don't care what you think privately about this people. We do our job and I don't tolerate any prejudices.” Then he left the office of his two detectives.

 

Jupp shook his head. "Really, what he asks of one is an unreasonably demand. Rather I go in drag with you to the next fag-party then I pose as a Fortuna-fan in order to  walk undercover into their home-bar.”

 

Falk grinned. "Perhaps I should take you up to your words, Jupp.”

 

End