Never!
2006
Series: SK Kölsch
Characters: Jupp Schatz,
Falk von Schermbeck
Rating: G
Codes: Humour
Feedback: tlen11@freenet.de
Summary: Jupp has a problem with his new order.
Disclaimer: This story’s mine, but I do not intend to
touch the rights of the owner of the characters I’ve used. No moneymaking, no
offence meant. English is not my native language, so please be patient with my
mistakes. Thanks to Lady Charena for the beta. For all remaining errors, blame
me.
"Forget
it. Never! Not with me!” Jupp Schatz categorically exclaimed.
"But,
Jupp, this really isn't so bad at all. You already were with me in different
localities,” replied his colleague Falk von Schermbeck, surprised about Jupp’s
intense reaction.
"Forget
it!", Jupp emphasized once more. "Not even wild horses couldn’t drag
me there. Rather I go voluntarily to the ‘Düsseldoofen’.”
"May I
remind you of your duty, Jupp," Heinrich Haupt, Jupp’s supervisor,
emphasized. "We have to solve a murder and you kindly do your job.”
"I
won't put this on, not under any condition. What goes too far goes too far. You
then have to fire me," Jupp replied.
"You
can wear something like that if you like it. I do it not,” he said to Falk,
who shook his head about Jupp’s
behaviour.
Haupt
sighed. "Well, Falk, you will lead the undercover inquiries then. Take
colleague Pohl along with you. Jupp, you investigate here at the computer and
sight the files,"
"No
contradiction," he added, as he saw Jupp’s less enthusiastic look. "I
want that this case is cleared up quickly. I don't care what you think
privately about this people. We do our job and I don't tolerate any
prejudices.” Then he left the office of his two detectives.
Jupp shook
his head. "Really, what he asks of one is an unreasonably demand. Rather I
go in drag with you to the next fag-party then I pose as a Fortuna-fan in order
to walk undercover into their
home-bar.”
Falk
grinned. "Perhaps I should take you up to your words, Jupp.”
End