It depends on the length








Series. Kung Fu – The Legend Continues


Rating: R

Paaring: Peter, Kermit

Codes: Humor

Summary: The title says it alreday



Disclaimer: The characters in this story don’t belong to me. I only borrowed them for some fun. No moneymaking, no violation of copyrights are intended. The story is mine and it is just fanfiction. If you are under age, please stay away.


English is not my native language, so please be patient with my mistakes. Thanks to Lady Charena for the beta. For all remaining errors, blame me.




His hands stroked tenderly along the long shaft which seemed to pulsate under his touch. "You are the biggest, baby," he whispered. "Exactly how daddy likes it." He applied some more of the oil to the shaft, massaging it carefully in. "I love you," he whispered, caressing the whole splendid length lovingly.


The opening door made him turn around. Kermit lowered his pistol, which he had cleaned, as Peter came into the armoury. "You know,” he said, bending over his close friend, "what one says about people with big guns. I mean regarding to a certain part of their body.”