FIVE LINES ON TWO MEN
A K/MC LIMERICK SERIES BY FARFALLA
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Jimmy eats no red fruit in the fall
For he once heard a truism call--
An apple a day
Keeps the Doctor away--
Now he never eats apples at all!

Captain Kirk went to see the good Doc
Who was in for a bit of a shock
Jimmy dropped to his knees
Leonard yelled at him, "Please!
Close the DOOR when you're sucking my cock!"

Rura Penthe was cold, so I hear
As a prison, it has no real peer
But the captain kept warm
In the frigid ice-storm
With the doctor's hot dick in his rear.

Which half of Kirk, when he was split,
Did McCoy find more pleasing and fit?
Quite surprising--the doc
Liked him wild as a croc
"Well, the 'nice' Jim just couldn't commit."

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