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Humor
Always this
Interferences
T'Len
2002
Series. TOS
Code: NC-17, humour
Feedback: to tlen11@freenet.de
Summary: A tete-a-tete between Jim and Spock
does not take the desired route
Sequel to the drabble “Egg-Quest”
Disclaimer: Paraborg/Viacom owns the whole Star
Trek universe. I only borrowed a little part of it for some fun. No
moneymaking, no offence of copyrights are intended. The story is mine and it is
just fanfiction.
If you are under age, please stay away. If you
have a problem with m/m-sex and relationships, then look elsewhere for your
entertainment. English is not my native language, so please be patient with my
mistakes. T’Lin and Lady Charena did a really great job to correct my errors,
not to mention all the suggestions she gave. My greatest gratitude to her. For
all remaining errors, blame me.
„Finally alone.“ Jim Kirk
drove his arms around his lover and satisfied his hunger for Spock momentarily
with a few passionate kisses. Then he glanced around the glade where they had
stopped.
Bushes and trees provided
privacy. The green grass looked inviting. The sun was giving enough warmth to
feel comfortable.
„Perfect.“ Jim nodded and
then turned around to face Spock. He rose onto his toes, to be able to nip at
the pointed ear in delight. In the meanwhile, his hands found their way under
Spock’s blue shirt.
But the Vulcan remained passive.
„Hey, what’s wrong?“ Jim nudged him playfully. “You really can be a bit more
participating.“
„Jim are you really sure?“
Spock’s question sounded extremely sceptical.
Kirk sulked „Come on, love, we had this discussion
already aboard. You agreed to the bet - if I was able to win the chess game, we
would *delight* ourselves for a while. To do it in the fresh air is definitely
something special." His hands tenderly stroked over the green nipples as
an underscore to his arguments.
„But if someone detects us
here?“
“Silly thing, who would
disturb us. Everyone else is at the Easter party down on the lake.“ His hands
tugged into the Vulcan’s trouser-band. Jim’s mouth neared the green lips.
Suddenly both men were
startled from a cracking in the bush. „Just an animal,“ Jim said calmingly but
approaching voices proved him wrong. Reluctantly Jim let go of his lover and
walked a few steps away.
A giggling pair entered the
glade. „Lieutenant Miller and Ensign Smith,“ Jim nodded coldly in their
direction after the young man from security and the woman from the
astrophysical lab greeted him and Spock. „Why aren’t you at the party?“
„Err… Captain, Mr. Spock.”
Miller quickly let go off Smith’ hands. „We... err... wanted to observe the
planets flora for a while.“ He stuttered.
“Do this somewhere else.“
Kirk ordered.
„Of course, Sir.“ Both
crewmembers turned quickly around and hurried away.
Spock gave Jim an
“I-have-told-you-so-look”. “That was only an unlucky coincidence,” Jim said. He
pulled Spock into his arms. "Where were we?”
„Jim, do you not think we
should go back to the ship?“
Kirk released Spock. „No
chance, Mister.“ He gestured to the grass and their picnic basket. „I have
anticipated this all week. Let’s make ourselves comfortable. You can spread the
blanket out.“
Immediately after the blanket
was laid on the soft grass Jim stretched out on it, pulling Spock down with
him. Enthusiastically his hands roamed once again under the blue shirt,
impatiently tugging on it. „You can - at least - help me a little bit.”
Obediently Spock lifted his
arms so that Jim was able to pull the shirt over his head. Quickly Kirk removed
his own shirt. Then his tongue, teeth and lips enthusiastically gave their full
interest to a couple of green nipples.
„Hm, you taste better than
any picnic,“ he whispered. Hungry for a few delicious and hot kisses he slid up
along Spock’s body when suddenly a well-known voice appeared. „Jim, Spock,
where are you?“
„Oh, no.“ Softly cursing, Jim
rose up just in time to see McCoy burst on the glade. His swaying walk showing
clearly that he had already drunk too much from the Easter punch at the party.
„Ah, here's where you're
hiding,“ the doctor babbled. „We... hicks... have missed you. What... hicks...
are you doing here?“
„We have a picnic, Bones. You
should see this. And we would like to remain alone.“ Jim’s voice would have
made a polar bear freezing.
Fortunately McCoy understood
and disappeared „Okay, I'm going ... hicks... if you don’t want to share your
picnic with me. But you should... hicks... put your shirts on, otherwise you
risk… hicks… a sunburn.”
„Don’t say it!“ Jim said to
Spock immediately after McCoy was gone. „We proceed with this, and that's
that.“
Resolutely he pushed Spock
back onto the blanket. The Vulcan resigned himself to the inevitable and
allowed Jim to remove his shoes and trousers. Quickly the Captain undressed
himself, too.
“That’s fine.“ Jim snuggled
closely to Spock. The sun felt comfortably warm on his skin, but to feel Spock
underneath him, was yet far more comfortable.
Again Jim started to lick and
bite Spock’s nipples, between that he slid upwards for a few kisses or a
nibbling at the sexy, pointed ears. It didn’t take long before the Vulcan’s
resistance had completely melted like ice in the sun.
Spock reciprocated on their
lovemaking with increasing enthusiasm. His hands slid down the human’s back.
Jim groaned as strong hands kneaded his buttocks. As a hot finger finally
teased his anus, then entered carefully, Kirk pressed more closely to the hot
body underneath him. His erection rubbed against an equally hard organ.
„Let me taste you, Spock.
Please!“ Jim breathed with desire. Of course Spock was not able to resist. He
pulled his finger back and Jim slid down the slim body.
He gave the navel a quick
lick then his lips travelled down the long, hard vulcan shaft. Spock twisted
his fingers in Jim’s blond hair. As Jim’s tongue flickered between the double
ridges of his penis, he ceased his silence. An aroused moan of “Oh, Jim!”
escaped his mouth.
Full of anticipation Jim
closed his lips around the head of the hard cock then flinched, startled by
something tickling him in a very intimate spot on his body. „Spock, what are
you doing?“
The Vulcan lifted his head
and the left brow. „Nothing, Jim,“ he assured his mate with a hoarse voice.
„But something is tickling
my... ants!“ Jim jumped to his feet as he became aware of the little insects,
which were crawling over his penis. „You have laid the blanket in the middle of
an ant-hill.“
With desperation he tried to
shake the ants off himself. „I’m allergic to this beasties,“ he explained.
„Jim, I assure you I did not
know...“ Spock rose to his feet and helped Jim remove the animals from his
body. But Kirk didn’t calm down.
„You were right, this whole
picnic was a silly idea. We return to the ship immediately. There - at least -
we have our quiet cabins. I only hope I don’t get any rash. I can already here
Bones' laughter when I have to explain this to him.”
He reached for his communicator,
which was lying on the ground. „Kirk to Enterprise. Two to beam...“ He stopped
as Spock hurriedly grabbed his arm. “What now? You were against this from the
beginning. Have you now changed your mind?“
Spock shook his head and
pointed at their still completely naked bodies. „You have forgotten something
important, Jim.“
-End-