Frosty, the Snowman
Warnings: Humor, Tuppertrek-Series
Summary: About Snowmen and Snowvulcans
Disclaimer: The characters in this story don’t belong to me. I only borrowed them for some fun. No moneymaking, no violation of copyrights are intended. The story is mine and it is just fanfiction. If you are under age, please stay away. If you have a problem with this topic, then look elsewhere for your entertainment. English is not my native language, so please be patient with my mistakes. Thanks to Lady Cahrena for the beta. For all remaining errors, blame me.
"My poor babies." Leonard lovingly wiped the snow off his argelian lilies and put them up again. This damned snow cannon of Jim. Who the hell wanted to have snow at Christmas in California? Only a Jim Kirk could come up with this stupid idea. If he just only would get his own garden white but of course enough of the snow had gone into the neighbour garden within the last two days. And, yesterday, Scotty had given with his love declaration his dearest plants the rest. Okay, it had been touching, he had to admit this. But the man had dirty ideas, to pi ... in the snow. Scotty really behaved like a small child sometimes.
"Daddy will fetch you some water," Len said to the plants and straightened up. He just had made a couple of steps in the direction to the barn when he stopped deadly in his track.
At the neighbour property were two gigantic snowmen. Leonard shook his head. Sometimes Jim too was really like a small child. Curious anyway Len went nearby and looked at the cold guys.
Each had two balls as body and another as a head. Stones and carrots functioned as eyes and noses. He discovered pointed ears at the second one. And he saw another carrot more upright in the snowmen. The carrot of the second went into the rear of the one in front.
"This can’t be true,” Len mumbled. "The snowman is fu..."
Jim's head appeared behind the snowmen “Hello, Bones, do you like them?”
"This is a unequalled mess," Leonard growled and indicated at the questionable carrot.
Jim grinned. "Don't be so humourless, Bones. Snowmen also want to have a little fun.”
"Humourless?" Leonard gifted. "I’m not humourless. But I don't want that my children see such a dirty thing. Yours may be used to this but mine are not."
Jim's smile died. "Don’t exaggerate, Bones. It really isn't that dirty."
"This halfway is a porn," Len gifted back. "How the hell shall I explain this to the kinds?"
"Simply tell it’s the way to make little snowmen," Jim suggested again grinning.
But Leonard didn't find this funny at all. "Sometimes I wonder if you ever will grow up," he said. "And it’s a mystery to me how Starfleet ever could entrust you with the command of a spaceship."
“Hey!” Now this wasn’t funny for Jim anymore. No-one offended his carrier, not even his best friend. He hadn’t been the youngest captain in fleets history for nothing -- and the most successful one.
Before Leonard realised what was about to happen Jim had bent and formed a snowball. With full force the cold ball hit Len on the head.
“Outsch!” he yelled. With a speed which Jim wouldn't have expected him capable of he jumped over the little fence which separated the two gardens and stormed towards Jim. Kirk ducked quickly behind the snowmen so that Len bumped against the Snow-Spock. This lost his head.
"You have ruined my Spock!" Jim yelled. "Wait, this gives revenge!"
He pulled as much snow as possible into his hands and rushed at Len, pushing him the snow into the face and the collar. McCoy yelled out.
"Jim, what is the matter here?” Spock’s voice finally separated the two quarrel roosters. Also Scotty now came running to see what had produced the noise which had penetrated up to the living room.
"He has offended and broken my snowman," Jim called and indicated accusingly on Leonard.
"I don't want that these perverts stay here," he answered and pointed at the offending carrot. "I only think about our children."
Spock took a closer look at the corpus delicti and suppressed a smile only with some effort. This was typically Jim and his sense of humour. But he also could understand that Len found the scene a bit tricky anyway.
Shortly determined the Vulcan bent to Jim and whispered something into his ear. Immediately Jim smiled and disappeared in the house without deeming the neighbours worthy of another look. Leonard also quietly walked away.
Spock hesitated another moment, then leant to the snowmen and removed the two questionable carrots, put them into his trouser pocket. As he wanted to go, Scotty hold him back.
"Please tell me, how have you calmed Jim so quickly? Perhaps this also helps with Len,“ he asked
"I have told him he shall go into the house, then I will make him the snowman," Spock replied.