Is everybody gay here?
Pairing: various m/m implied
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Summary: The ladies of the Enterprise make some surprising discoveries after a x-mas party
Disclaimer: Paraborg/Viacom owns the whole Star Trek universe. I only borrowed a little part of it for some fun. No moneymaking, no offence of copyrights are intended. The story is mine and it is just fanfiction.
If you are under age, please stay away. If you have a problem with m/m-sex and relationships, then look elsewhere for your entertainment. English is not my native language, so please be patient with my mistakes. T'Lin did a really great job to correct my errors, not to mention all the suggestions she gave. My greatest gratitude to her. For all remaining errors, blame me.
I wrote the German version of this a few weeks ago for an x-mas challenge on another list. The line "Is everybody gay here?" belongs to one of my favorite movies "In & Out".
"Girls, I'm really beginning to wonder what was in the x-mas punch this year." Lieutenant Nyota Uhura shook her head with slight amusement as she and her two companions encountered the Lieutenants Garravok and Kyle in one floor of the Enterprise. They were holding hands, and only had
eyes for each other.
Yeoman Janice Rand smiled sheepishly. “The Captain and Mr Spock retired very quickly from the party, and gave me strict orders that they were not to be disturbed until the 25th." As she saw the sad glance in Nurse Christine Chapels eyes she quickly added: "And Leonard and Scotty just couldn't keep their hands to themselves. Have you seen your boss?"
Chapel nodded and couldn't help herself from smiling. "Sure. And in the toilet I saw Pavel and Hikaru nearly jump each other the instant the door closed. They were so hot, they didn't even realize it was the ladies, not the mens room."
"Yeah, it's a shame, the best men always seem to be engaged." Rand said without much seriousness as the group arrived on the turbolift.
The door slid open and the women saw Dr. Geoff M'Benga and Lieutenant Kevin Riley kissing each other desperately. Uhura rolled her eyes and laughed: "Is everybody gay here?"