Pairing: K/S, Mc
Summary: McCoy finds out Jim is gay, but he’s too late.
Disclaimer: The characters in this story don’t belong to me. I only borrowed them for some fun. No moneymaking, no violation of copyrights are intended. The story is mine and it is just fanfiction. If you are under age, please stay away. If you have a problem with this topic, then look elsewhere for your entertainment. English is not my native language, so please be patient with my mistakes. Thanks to Lady Charena for the beta. For all remaining errors, blame me.
"Oh, c’mon, Jim, tell me: How was it?" Leonard McCoy was already babbling, thanks to the extensive consumption of powerful brandy, as he slapped his captain, friend and drinking companion jovial on the shoulder.
"Was what?" Jim Kirk also had drunk a lot and therefore was a bit slow to understand what McCoy was talking about
"Odona of course. You surely have screwed her properly, did you?" The doctor grinned lewdly.
" I didn't."
"What?" He surely had heard this wrong. "You have a whole ship for you and this hot bride alone and you don't fuck her?”
"The whole ship could have been full of 'hot brides' and I nevertheless wouldn't have done so." Jim dropped his hand demonstratively and protectively into his lap.
"Hah?" Jim Kirk, the womanizer of the galaxy and nothing had happened? McCoy somehow couldn't believe this. "Why not? She was a pretty girl, wasn’t she?”
Jim grinned. He had drunk too much alcohol otherwise he never would have made so simply the following confession. "Listen, for this action Odona would have needed to bring her brother along.”
Slowly the doctor realised what he just had heard. "You... you’re...?” he stammered.
"Yep. Gay. Absolutely queer. I have no idea where my reputation regarding woman comes from. I hardly did it with one of them. No thanks. It’s just… igitt.” He shook himself. "Asses are much better then pussies.“
Leonard got clumsily up, stepped to Jim, leaned down and kissed him. Surprised Kirk jumped up and pushed his friend away. "Hey, what’s that about? Are you crazy?”
Staggering McCoy finally came to a hold. "I always wanted to do this, sweetheart.”
"But you’re not gay, are you?". Jim – just for safety – brought the half quarters between the doctor and himself as he went to the bath-door. "You were married and have a child."
“This says nothing.” McCoy growled. "You don't know why my wife separated me. She had caught me when I was fucking someone else and believe me the ass my cock just was buried in to the hilt didn’t belong to another woman.”
"Who had thought. So, welcome to the club.” Jim grinned broadly. "I didn't have any idea."
"Nor did I of you. I would have long ago… Anyway you don’t know how hot for your sexy ass I ever was when I had to examine you in sick-bay. Not to mention your big cock." He approached Jim again. "C’mon, baby, let’s go to bed and fuck like rabbits."
Jim shook his head. "You are too late with your offer, Bones. I already have someone."
Leonard's jaw dropped. "You have a partner? Here on the ship?"
Kirk nodded dumbly.
"A moment." He entered the bath and called into the following room "Would you please come over, Spock-darling!”
As the Vulcan appeared in the door-frame, he was immediately hugged and kissed stormily by Jim. A muffled blow made them turn around. Spock - surprised – raised an eyebrow. "Jim, why lays Dr. McCoy unconsciously on the floor of your quarters?