A
Rude Comic
T’Len
2000
Series: TOS
Pairing
K/S (Rude Person)
Code: NC-17 (They are Rude Persons, what else did
you expect?)
Feedback:
tlen11@freenet.de
Summary:
Another Rude Person funny stuff
Disclaimer:
Paramount/Viacom owns the boys. I borrowed them only for some fun. No
money-making, no offence of copyrights are intended. The story is mine and it
is just fanfiction.
If
you are under age, please stay away. If you have a problem with the idea that
two boys love each other, then look elsewhere for your entertainment. English
is not my native language, so please be
patient with my mistakes.
I
reed some of the Rude Person stories an ascem and I had my problems to understand all the dialects. This remembered
me on a fact that I reed once. Teachers thought that the kids today have
problems to speak in whole sentences because they read to much comics with all
this "Boom" and "Bang".
This
inspired me to a Rude Person comic
version. I hope that nobody has done this before. And because I can't draw, you
have to imagine the scenes. ;-)
Scenes:
1. Shuttlecraft. Jim and Spock in their seats. Eyes closed.
Jim: Grrrrr!
Spock: Pfffff!
2. Space. A meteor hits the shuttlecraft.
Boom!
Bang!! Crash!!!
3. Planet. Shuttlecraft crashed. Jim and Spock outside. Dark cloudes in
the sky.
Jim: Shit!
Spock: Nod.
4. Cave. Jim and Spock inside. Spock looks ill, Jim looks concerned.
Spock: Oops! Oooh!!
Jim: Hm??
5. Cave. Spock looks with desire on Jim.
Spock: Yum-Yum!! Hm?
Jim: Hm? Um! Oops!!
6. Cave. Jim looks sceptical. He remembers all his woman.
(We see pictures of all his "ex". This increases the size of
the comic-book about some hundred pages and the profit, too, if I ever find
someone to publish it.)
Jim: Hm! Yum!! Aaah!!! Yesss!!!! .......
7. Cave. Jim looks thougthtful.
Jim: Hm? Yes!
8. Cave. Spock looks with more desire on Jim. Jim looks determined.
Spock: Hm???
Jim: Nod.
9. Cave. Jim on his knees and hands. Spock fucks Jim from behind. Both
look ecstatic.
Spock: Fuck! Fuck!! Fuck!!!
Jim: Aah! Oooh!! Yesss!!!
10. Cave: Both look still "hot".
Jim: Hm???
Spock: Nod.
11. Cave. Spock on his knees and hands. Jim fucks Spock from behind.
Both look ecstatic.
Jim: Fuck! Fuck!! Fuck!!!
Spock: Aah! Oooh!! Yesss!!!
12. Cave. Both asleep on the ground.
Jim: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
Spock: Pfffffffffffffff!!!
13. Planet. Outside the cave. Spock, Jim and McCoy. Jim looks red in the
face, Spock green. McCoy with a tricorder.
McCoy: Hm? Hm?? Aaah!!!
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